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Running Through The Woods

Wednesday, October 10 2007, 8:27 AM

Huh. Dreams are weird.

Matt: what was your dream about
Mike: heh
Mike: not rightly sure
Mike: like
Mike: I was out in the woods with a group of people, my mom was part of it
Mike: and we were going to this building
Mike: it apparently was a native american museum of some sort
Mike: we go into this place, and are looking at artifacts
Mike: and we go into this room, and there's this big horizontal wheel-lookin thing
Mike: kinda like the wheel of fortune, but without the colors and money
Matt: weird.
Mike: and the indian folks are doing something on the wheel
Mike: kind of a chant thing
Mike: my mom tells me and the other people in the group to sit and watch it, because it'll probably be educational/interesting/etc
Mike: she goes into another room
Mike: and the indians ask us to volunteer in the ritual they're doing
Mike: we're kinda like "nah, that's ok"
Matt: ok
Mike: then the indians get mad
Mike: about then my mom comes back in the room, and we go over to this cash register along the wall
Mike: and the teller proceeds to charge us $8800 for sitting there and watching the ritual
Mike: and I'm like "wtf $8800?!"
Mike: part of the fee was a $1200 babysitting fee
Mike: so we just up and left... indians were shouting at us and shit
Mike: then, in some seperate timeframe, I'm wandering through the woods
Mike: just kickin around
Mike: and I come across the building again when I'm climbing on some rocks
Mike: and the indians see me
Mike: and they start chasing me
Mike: and then I woke up.
Matt: haha, that is really messed up
Matt: dreams are goofy that way i guess
Matt: lol
Mike: yah seriously.

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Found it!

Friday, September 14 2007, 4:06 PM

Matt and I have this "traditional" method of greeting during IM conversations. I don't know how it started, but we've been doing it for a while. One person starts with "word", the other responds with "pwnt". That sequence happened once again today, and I reflected upon it.

Matt: word.
Mike: pwnt
Mike: I have to wonder how many times we've opened up conversations with those two exact words
Matt: haha, i'm sure a mysql query could answer that for you
Mike: heh, yah
Matt: but now i have to wonder exactly how many questions could be answered by mysql queries on your servers. lol
Mike: rofl
Mike: oh you know me too well

I found that rather funny, so I pasted it over to my buddy Justin, who had this to say...

Mike: I just think it's comical that I've got so much logged on my machines
Mike: I had this vision of running a query against a DB on my boxes to solve the dark matter mystery
Justin: haha
Justin: i think your logs ARE the dark matter

Maybe that's why my servers are so heavy...

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Strange Noises

Tuesday, January 23 2007, 1:26 PM

(13:22:24) widow: my roommates make a lot of noise when they wake up
(13:23:12) widow: i dont know what that strange noise mark makes is
(13:23:37) widow: but i wouldnt even know how to try replicating it, i have no clue what part of the body it comes from.
(13:25:01) mike: rofl

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Metal.

Thursday, October 26 2006, 1:20 AM

yevgeniy: Neir sounds like a metal name
mike: yah, I need to use it as my monicker
yevgeniy: mine just sounds..well...russian
mike: like "Neirgoth"
mike: Neirgor
mike: Neiricon
mike: but in order to have a name like that, I'd have to paint my face and wear stupid outfits

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Fun conversation with Alex

Friday, April 21 2006, 11:46 AM

Alex: i think i saw kiss at cobo
Alex: ...
Alex: naw that was silverdome.
Mike: or tiger stadium
Mike: I know they played there too
Alex: on they're final farewell tour?
Mike: along with aerosmith or something crazy like that
Mike: with AIC opening
Alex: what?
Mike: if I remember right
Alex: AIC opened for KISS?
Alex: WTF
Alex: AIC will always reign over kiss in ways we cannot even comprehend!
Mike: http://www.bacus.net/alice/aliceliv.htm
Mike: scroll to the end
Mike: 6/28/96
Alex: i see
Alex: goddamittttttt
Alex: thats just not fair!
Mike: yah, it's an embarassment
Mike: a sacrelege
Alex: seriously. I saw kiss as my first real concert. AIC is ACTUALLY an awesome band.
Alex: not fake awesome.

Alex is right. Alice in Chains is an awesome band. Kiss? Eh, not so much... in this dude's eyes at least.

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The Force is strong with this one...

Friday, April 14 2006, 1:03 PM

Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has forseen, Matthew...

Matt: DAMN "The Grand conjuration" kicks fucking ass
Mike: hahah
Mike: yah
Mike: I can play that song too
Matt: first time listening to it
Matt: oh yeaH?
Mike: learned it on the guitar
Mike: most of it
Matt: i can play it on winamp
Matt: owned
Mike: rofl

"The Grand Conjuration" is an Opeth song by the way... My conversion of Matt to the Dark Side is almost complete!

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HA!

Saturday, March 25 2006, 4:34 PM

So Shelby, you want me to install WordPress? What do you have to say now? :)

(16:30:26) Shelby: when are you going to rewrite the blog software ;)
(16:30:35) Mike Neir: I dunno
(16:30:48) Mike Neir: you just ask because you'll want to install it
(16:30:50) Mike Neir: haha
(16:31:30) Shelby: hah if it has enough cool features heh
(16:31:42) Shelby: i was thinking of trying to write my own
(16:31:44) Mike Neir: I'm all cool features man
(16:31:46) Mike Neir: DO IT
(16:31:51) Shelby: and then converting from wordpress to it

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Never!

Wednesday, March 22 2006, 1:36 AM

Shelby thinks that it would be cool if I just threw away my site and installed something lesser in its place...

(01:32:31) shelby: I think it would be best for you to just install Wordpress and be like everyone else ;)
(01:32:53) Mike Neir: NO
(01:33:54) shelby: haha or be like joe and install typo heh
(01:33:57) shelby: do it
(01:33:59) shelby: give in!!
(01:34:14) Mike Neir: I will not give in
(01:35:00) shelby: If you play the Chimaira CD backwards it says to install Wordpress
(01:35:05) Mike Neir: rofl

And so does Chimaira, apparently.

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WebApp design is fun...

Monday, October 24 2005, 11:33 AM

(00:02:19) Matt: you know how you can do header shit, like header("Location: http://www.google.com");
(00:02:26) Matt: to transfer to that page
(00:02:28) Mike: yep
(00:02:39) Matt: ok, is there any way to do something like that, but cause a POST
(00:02:52) Mike: umm
(00:02:56) Mike: what would you be posting
(00:03:19) Matt: variables. i COULD pass thru REQUEST i guess.... but id much rather do POST for security
(00:06:04) Mike: what are you trying to do
(00:07:25) Matt: i need to transfer from 1 page to another (i dont want any output from the first page, just a transfer... its doing some SNMP set things), i want it to transfer back to another page
(00:08:01) Matt: but that other page needs variables such as switch IP address, port number, etc to load up with the correct info
(00:08:11) Matt: and it gets them from a form action=post of another page
(00:08:26) Mike: is this on the same domain?
(00:08:29) Matt: yes
(00:08:35) Mike: why not just use a session
(00:08:39) Matt: hmmm.
(00:08:43) Matt: you're genius
(00:08:44) Matt: lol
(00:08:50) Mike: lol
(00:08:51) Matt: i already HAVE a session going
(00:08:54) Matt: im fucking retarded.
(00:08:56) Matt: thank you
(00:09:02) Matt: =]
(00:09:17) Mike: hahaha

Sometimes the most simple solution evades you until some(one|thing) slaps you in the face with it.

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Ur != Your

Thursday, July 14 2005, 3:12 PM

Steven is my hero!

person: Suddenly my Server Stop Working ? What Is The Proplem
steven: We have terminated the account. Please let me know if you have any further concerns regarding this matter.
person: Why Do U Terminated My Server ?
steven: Because we do not allow "Ur" fraudulent orders on our network.

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